Recently I saw someone post some a response advertisements from the old days of the O.T.O.:

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So I thought… wouldn’t it be funny to write a short bit of direct response copy for the gags and giggles?

Here’s what 5 minutes of my time ended up creating:

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This is, obviously, only a lead. I tried to keep the tone at least “somewhat serious”, and it’d require a lot of work to make this into anything more than a joke.